La Semana in News #9

No Cabinet for you! Sebelius steps off the Administration Obamwagon.

In the market for a house? You can get one for cheap tomorrow.

Music make me hongry.

I'll be there in 11 days!

Wait what? The boxer in fishnets lives in Rico?

Jorge's taking everyone down with him just like he promised. Alberto Goachet pleads guilty to being a douche.

¡Anda pa’l Sirete!

I knew my boy, Jorge de Castro Font, wouldn't go down without a fight! He's taking e'ryone down with him. Good boy! Word on the street is that Jorgito's intimated shady dealings with Fla-Fla Republican Lincoln Díaz-Balart, including giving Díaz-Balart $50K on behalf of the Fonalledas family. For what? Who can say? Yet. I'm sure Jorgito will keep squealing.

I say we boycott Plaza Las Américas! Ricans can't have their hard-earned dollars (yes, Rico uses the dollar) go to grease the wheels of corrupt Cubans in Miami. Demmed Cubans...Although, they do make a mean cup of coffee. Yum...