I don't think this recipe is in the Betty Crocker cookbook.
Credit woes for credit unions.
KC area breaks 2,000,000.
All those people will need to be fed. Sloppy Joe's are a good way to do that.
The jury let Anibal go?! On all counts?!
Today in 1873.
Where are Ricans gonna find boxes to use as their luggage now?
Selena to the rescue (as in Lopez and stray Rican dogs).
Showing posts with label La Semana in News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label La Semana in News. Show all posts
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
La Semana in News #17
Keep your fingers crossed, Jayhawk. Waiting for that No. 2 (to No. 4) seed.
Kathleen: The Bad Catholic.
This ain't the kind of spice anyone needs in their chili.
The Estonians are coming (to Johnson County)!
A good Saturday night for Rico: Rico pummels the U.S. in the World Baseball Classic.
Makes up for a bad Wednesday night for Rico: Smiley and Pretty voted off on the same night.
The stress and the drama of the losses were apparently too much for the Rican earth to handle.
13% unemployment, anyone?
Kathleen: The Bad Catholic.
This ain't the kind of spice anyone needs in their chili.
The Estonians are coming (to Johnson County)!
A good Saturday night for Rico: Rico pummels the U.S. in the World Baseball Classic.
Makes up for a bad Wednesday night for Rico: Smiley and Pretty voted off on the same night.
The stress and the drama of the losses were apparently too much for the Rican earth to handle.
13% unemployment, anyone?
Sunday, March 1, 2009
La Semana in News #16
Say "yes" to HHS. Sebelius finally accepts a Cabinet position.
You're not in New England anymore. Cassel off to KC.
Me dance pretty one day. Actually, 2 days. KC Ballet honors Twyla Tharp in STL.
Free sample; free sample! Wine by the glass in KC liquor stores. I see drunky messes on the horizon. But drunkies do shop more. So maybe it's a brilliant plan to help the economy.
When Ricans Attack. Rican Nationalists shoot up the House of Representatives. In 1954.
Blatant financial conflicts of interest in Rico? Impossible...
When in doubt, ship 'em out...to Iraq.
A piece of el campito in la gran ciudad.
You're not in New England anymore. Cassel off to KC.
Me dance pretty one day. Actually, 2 days. KC Ballet honors Twyla Tharp in STL.
Free sample; free sample! Wine by the glass in KC liquor stores. I see drunky messes on the horizon. But drunkies do shop more. So maybe it's a brilliant plan to help the economy.
When Ricans Attack. Rican Nationalists shoot up the House of Representatives. In 1954.
Blatant financial conflicts of interest in Rico? Impossible...
When in doubt, ship 'em out...to Iraq.
A piece of el campito in la gran ciudad.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
La Semana in News #15
Forget Build-A-Bear. Build-A-Trike is much more fun.
More troubles for Sprint. How is a "BB+" rating a downgrade from a plain "BB," though?
Hooley Hooley KC stylee.
She might just make it after all...Sebelius for HHS top spot? Maybe...
The stripper took my nipple!
Drunky rotten scoundrels. Drink more (Rican) rum.
But don't try to swindle the Rican peoples because they will catch you (and air your dirty laundry while they're at it for kicks).
¡Arriba, Cotto! I know the island must have been on fire last night.
Rican heat in the Chitown cold.
Cry, cry, baby!
More troubles for Sprint. How is a "BB+" rating a downgrade from a plain "BB," though?
Hooley Hooley KC stylee.
She might just make it after all...Sebelius for HHS top spot? Maybe...
The stripper took my nipple!
Drunky rotten scoundrels. Drink more (Rican) rum.
But don't try to swindle the Rican peoples because they will catch you (and air your dirty laundry while they're at it for kicks).
¡Arriba, Cotto! I know the island must have been on fire last night.
Rican heat in the Chitown cold.
Cry, cry, baby!
Sunday, February 8, 2009
La Semana in News #14
All Hale-y! The Chiefs hire Todd Haley as their new head coach.
That's 475,830 KC residents, to be exact, Mr. Census Man.
The river is falling! The river is falling!
Birthdays all around this weekend. Happy Bday, KC Ballet!
¡Wepa! Rico beats Venezuela in baseball Caribbean Series.
Talk about angry white men...Try an angry machista Rican man with a legal education. Whatevs...
I don't get it. Rican skinheads in Orlando?
No Wii for me! Well, at least not one that we'll hook up to the Internets.
That's 475,830 KC residents, to be exact, Mr. Census Man.
The river is falling! The river is falling!
Birthdays all around this weekend. Happy Bday, KC Ballet!
¡Wepa! Rico beats Venezuela in baseball Caribbean Series.
Talk about angry white men...Try an angry machista Rican man with a legal education. Whatevs...
I don't get it. Rican skinheads in Orlando?
No Wii for me! Well, at least not one that we'll hook up to the Internets.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
La Semana in News #13
Not even the dead get respect in Wichita.
And neither do football coaches. Sayonara, Herm.
It's all well-deserved hugs and kisses for film directors, though. Check out the trailer here. Dayum...
And props to local artists. Mark your calendars for June 6, bonitos.
Zero respect for former Rican governors. Not that he deserves any. At least he knows who his friends are now, right?
Even less love for former commonwealth senators. Doesn't matter that he's manning up now. No choice there.
In contrast, there's mad love for the Rican boxer. Que descanse en paz.
As well as for our wooden saints. Santo, santo, santo...¡SANTO!
And neither do football coaches. Sayonara, Herm.
It's all well-deserved hugs and kisses for film directors, though. Check out the trailer here. Dayum...
And props to local artists. Mark your calendars for June 6, bonitos.
Zero respect for former Rican governors. Not that he deserves any. At least he knows who his friends are now, right?
Even less love for former commonwealth senators. Doesn't matter that he's manning up now. No choice there.
In contrast, there's mad love for the Rican boxer. Que descanse en paz.
As well as for our wooden saints. Santo, santo, santo...¡SANTO!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
La Semana in News #11
What's in a name?
2009: The year for KC artistry.
Get me some eggs and milk while you're at it.
Sign o' the shaky print media times. KC Kansan goes on-line only.
An inauguration fit for the stars. Even my parents sat up in the VIP section.
Speaking of stars, JLo and Skeletor are not getting a divorce, gracias very mucho.
Rico gets its own peseta!
Use it to pay for dinner at one of these fine restaus.
2009: The year for KC artistry.
Get me some eggs and milk while you're at it.
Sign o' the shaky print media times. KC Kansan goes on-line only.
An inauguration fit for the stars. Even my parents sat up in the VIP section.
Speaking of stars, JLo and Skeletor are not getting a divorce, gracias very mucho.
Rico gets its own peseta!
Use it to pay for dinner at one of these fine restaus.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
La Semana in News #10
Probe. Funkhouser. Drrty. And unethical, too.
Music is always the first to go when purse strings get tightened.
The Mongolians (by way of Texas) are coming! Do we really need yet another chain restaurant, though?
Zoo life is no bueno for KC elephants.
Maybe they should escape from their cages like the panthers do in Rico. And it still hasn't been caught. Ooph.*
Flaming June's going on vacay in Madrid.
¡Ay, qué rico en Puerto Rico! Take note, KC.
Aww...Abdullah the Butcher's retiring. I can't believe he was still fighting. Isn't he like 500 years old now?
(*Article en español)
Music is always the first to go when purse strings get tightened.
The Mongolians (by way of Texas) are coming! Do we really need yet another chain restaurant, though?
Zoo life is no bueno for KC elephants.
Maybe they should escape from their cages like the panthers do in Rico. And it still hasn't been caught. Ooph.*
Flaming June's going on vacay in Madrid.
¡Ay, qué rico en Puerto Rico! Take note, KC.
Aww...Abdullah the Butcher's retiring. I can't believe he was still fighting. Isn't he like 500 years old now?
(*Article en español)
Sunday, December 7, 2008
La Semana in News #9
No Cabinet for you! Sebelius steps off the Administration Obamwagon.
In the market for a house? You can get one for cheap tomorrow.
Music make me hongry.
I'll be there in 11 days!
Wait what? The boxer in fishnets lives in Rico?
Jorge's taking everyone down with him just like he promised. Alberto Goachet pleads guilty to being a douche.
In the market for a house? You can get one for cheap tomorrow.
Music make me hongry.
I'll be there in 11 days!
Wait what? The boxer in fishnets lives in Rico?
Jorge's taking everyone down with him just like he promised. Alberto Goachet pleads guilty to being a douche.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
La Semana in News #8
Slow down, you Kansans!
Johnson County full of Johnsons? Really?
What? Real men can't like the ballet?
Lambada in my mouth. Drrty...
I'd rather have some salsa in my mouth. Drrtier...
Or some bomba y plena. Gotta love the misspelling and (sub)liminal messages. Them's my peoples.
Ay, por favor. People been declaring the end of the Commonwealth for decades now. It won't happen in our lifetimes.
Another hott Rican nabs a hott Merican.
Johnson County full of Johnsons? Really?
What? Real men can't like the ballet?
Lambada in my mouth. Drrty...
I'd rather have some salsa in my mouth. Drrtier...
Or some bomba y plena. Gotta love the misspelling and (sub)liminal messages. Them's my peoples.
Ay, por favor. People been declaring the end of the Commonwealth for decades now. It won't happen in our lifetimes.
Another hott Rican nabs a hott Merican.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
La Semana in News #6
Running with windmills. Kathleen Sebelius to the EPA?
On the road, again. World travel Kansas style.
Nom nom! Chocolates! And he be friends with the Jayhawk. Bonus!
Frottage and color vibration...Drrty and pretty.
Gardening Rican style.
Surf's up, hermano! 40 years of surfing in Rico.
En la lucha (libre, that is).
On the road, again. World travel Kansas style.
Nom nom! Chocolates! And he be friends with the Jayhawk. Bonus!
Frottage and color vibration...Drrty and pretty.
Gardening Rican style.
Surf's up, hermano! 40 years of surfing in Rico.
En la lucha (libre, that is).
Sunday, November 2, 2008
La Semana in News #5
Perfect for tailgating. The Tiki Taxi.
The Swedish are coming! KS and MO in the foreign spotlight.
Nobody likes to stand in line. Johnson County's record numbers for absentee voting.
"KU dismantles KSU." The Jayhawk goes insane and smiles ear to ear. The Mango examines his overgrown cuticles in desperate need of a manicure.
Luxury shopping/living or Mexican gay nudie bar district? Talk about unfortunate naming.
KCMO residents get in free to the Zoo all month long. KCK residents must sill pay.
Rican couple votes for president for the first time. Me, too!
On this day (well, yesterday, really): Rican Nationalists can't gack Harry Truman.
No SEIU for you! Good.
Ear-piercing? El coquí helps me fall asleep when I'm in Rico. Whiny Hawaiians.
Ricky Martin to release album this month.* Will there finally be a coming-out song?
Anibal seriously thinks he'll win on Tuesday.* Somehow the Rican economy tanking, the Gubment going bankrupt, and the Federal corruption charges against him don't matter. (Insert annoyed sigh here.)
(*Article en español.)
The Swedish are coming! KS and MO in the foreign spotlight.
Nobody likes to stand in line. Johnson County's record numbers for absentee voting.
"KU dismantles KSU." The Jayhawk goes insane and smiles ear to ear. The Mango examines his overgrown cuticles in desperate need of a manicure.
Luxury shopping/living or Mexican gay nudie bar district? Talk about unfortunate naming.
KCMO residents get in free to the Zoo all month long. KCK residents must sill pay.
Rican couple votes for president for the first time. Me, too!
On this day (well, yesterday, really): Rican Nationalists can't gack Harry Truman.
No SEIU for you! Good.
Ear-piercing? El coquí helps me fall asleep when I'm in Rico. Whiny Hawaiians.
Ricky Martin to release album this month.* Will there finally be a coming-out song?
Anibal seriously thinks he'll win on Tuesday.* Somehow the Rican economy tanking, the Gubment going bankrupt, and the Federal corruption charges against him don't matter. (Insert annoyed sigh here.)
(*Article en español.)
Sunday, October 26, 2008
La Semana in News #4
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...Over 5,000lbs of cocaine seized in a month?! The almanacs all said it would be a brutal winter, but dayum!
A-Rod should take some time off learning about the inner workings of Kabbalah (drrty...) and learn from this guy. Albert Pujols wins the 2008 Roberto Clemente Award for his work with special needs kids. La Palin must be so proud.
La Palin must definitely also not be proud of these guys, though.* She should sick José el Plomero on their arses to set them straight.
Kiss of the Spider Woman was always my favorite movie of his. Remembering Raul Juliá.
The British are coming (again)! Kate Moss buying in Rico.
I knew peeps took their steaks seriously in the KC, but shizz.
I hope this mofo is smart enough not to drive through Lawrence in that jalopy. Especially after yesterday's horrid loss to Texas Tech. Ooph.
At least one KC football team's makin' it.
Going green in Greensburg. Makes sense.
Can we go home now?
(*Article en español)
A-Rod should take some time off learning about the inner workings of Kabbalah (drrty...) and learn from this guy. Albert Pujols wins the 2008 Roberto Clemente Award for his work with special needs kids. La Palin must be so proud.
La Palin must definitely also not be proud of these guys, though.* She should sick José el Plomero on their arses to set them straight.
Kiss of the Spider Woman was always my favorite movie of his. Remembering Raul Juliá.
The British are coming (again)! Kate Moss buying in Rico.
I knew peeps took their steaks seriously in the KC, but shizz.
I hope this mofo is smart enough not to drive through Lawrence in that jalopy. Especially after yesterday's horrid loss to Texas Tech. Ooph.
At least one KC football team's makin' it.
Going green in Greensburg. Makes sense.
Can we go home now?
(*Article en español)
Sunday, October 19, 2008
La Semana in News #3
Special Edition (because we're getting ready to go to brunch at Acadiana before Young Kevin's play) and special entry (because it has nothing to do with either Rico or KS):
Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama! That's enough for a week's worth of news. Take that Miss SNL Sarah Palin.
Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama! That's enough for a week's worth of news. Take that Miss SNL Sarah Palin.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
La Semana in News #2
This made the Jayhawk pretty happy yesterday. KU beats Colorado 30-14.
But this would make the Jayhawk quite mad today. Ooooh...Fightin' words!
Peterjohn and Gregory agree on tax relief, diverge on how. Peterjohn and Gregory...Why am I hearing Swedish indie boys whistling?
Tagline too good to mess with: Second lottery win makes Kansas man flush. Ha!
Whoap! Daddy Yankee fights back.
Rico v. Vancouver for the USL championship. The USWhat?
Shaken and stirred. 6.1 magni...tude quake hits Rico and the V.I.
George Clooney filming "Men Who Stare at Goats" in Rico. Hmmm...Staring at goats...George's pornstache makes a little more sense now.
But this would make the Jayhawk quite mad today. Ooooh...Fightin' words!
Peterjohn and Gregory agree on tax relief, diverge on how. Peterjohn and Gregory...Why am I hearing Swedish indie boys whistling?
Tagline too good to mess with: Second lottery win makes Kansas man flush. Ha!
Whoap! Daddy Yankee fights back.
Rico v. Vancouver for the USL championship. The USWhat?
Shaken and stirred. 6.1 magni...tude quake hits Rico and the V.I.
George Clooney filming "Men Who Stare at Goats" in Rico. Hmmm...Staring at goats...George's pornstache makes a little more sense now.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
La Semana in News #1
What the...?! Kansas mayor wins prize for blackface drag.
I wouldn't have made that connection. Sebelius calls Kansas the Saudi Arabia of wind.
Show goes on for seven year old and her goat.
Ooph. Texas Tech spanks K-State. Of course, the Jayhawk feels no pity for them. But dayum.
Drink up! Rum company tax breaks are no tax breaks at all.
De Castro Font arrested in his office by FBI. Politics as usual in Rico.
Sad: Benicio del Toro's godmother passes away. (Article en español)
3G's a-comin'!
I wouldn't have made that connection. Sebelius calls Kansas the Saudi Arabia of wind.
Show goes on for seven year old and her goat.
Ooph. Texas Tech spanks K-State. Of course, the Jayhawk feels no pity for them. But dayum.
Drink up! Rum company tax breaks are no tax breaks at all.
De Castro Font arrested in his office by FBI. Politics as usual in Rico.
Sad: Benicio del Toro's godmother passes away. (Article en español)
3G's a-comin'!
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