Okay, Okay, No More Birds

This article definitely made me go hmmm.  When does "authentic" finally stop being so?  Who can say?  But I now know to keep my birds to just the duvet cover currently on the bed (lest I be judged one time).

$150K for What Now?

Now this is who Andre, Valentino, and Karl need to beat to a purple pulp. $150,000 spent by the RNC to wardrobe La Palin and her minion?! WTF?! "Nothing says Main Street like Saks Fifth Avenue," indeed. It doesn't even matter that it's all going to charity at the end of the campaign. This is too disingenuous even for Repubs. And why the feck can't she buy her own demmed clothes for her and her kids when there are too many mothers out there who can barely afford to clothe or even feed their children? She be making 'nuff coin by selling Alaska's liquid natural gas to the Japanese, onetime. But La Palin's got the freeloading down masterfully, so this is just par for the course, I guess.

I just wish she would have made better fashion choices. If you're going to spend $150K on clothes, make them count. The clothes should pop. Hers don't even fizzle. Pffft...

Oh! But look at it this way. "If Sarah Palin's $150,000 wardrobe had a life of its own, it would get a tax cut from a President Obama." Ha!

(Photo coutersy of BET)

Majide, Indeed...

WTF's wrong with the Japanese? First, they make us perform like Yellow Penguins or Green Monkeys. Then, they keep us from achieving energy independence. And now they cause a banana shortage?! What's next? Teaching our children how to poop properly? Sheesh...

At least it's not like they're killing bear cubs and covering them with Obama campaign signs. Ugh...I'm sick to my stomach. Sick redneck cowards.

'Splain Me This

These are the two men who want to be the next president; cool, calm, always in control or Schecky, the last Marx brother - and he's been gaining poll ground since the beginning of the month. Can someone explain this to me? Not just the photo, but who in the world can still believe this man is qualified to lead our country with Crazy McHunterlady as #2?

(Photo courtesy of Reuters/Jim Bourg)

(Mango say: There's plenty of people out there who can't have a black man in power, friends. And Johnny and La Palin are playing into those fears without admiting they are. Covert racism at its best.)