Diamonds Are a Boy's Best Friend, Too

But only if they're synthetic and made from tequila. And only if you're a 17-year-old fratboy douche wannabe who just happens to be the most famous baby on an album cover in a generation. Maybe the diamondization of tequila will lead to a shortage of drinking tequila and make prices go up like the advent of ethanol did for corn here in Los Estados? Luckily, I don't have to worry about my auburn-not-ginger boy, Hot Ginge, going for the new diamond standard. As I remember, he likes the vodka...up his nose. Oh, Hot Ginge...You're the Hot Gingiest.

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