My Friends...

I tend to agree with Mango on this one as I think everyone with good ears on the planet does. My God, I was trying to keep some decorum being as I was still at work, but between that and the "I'm glad you asked that question..." like he didn't know it was coming, I almost threw something at the tv.
I will sum it all up with Dictionary.com's word of the day: circumlocution, the use of many words to make a point when a very few would do...