Why, Rita? Why?

Oh, Rita Jean...There she goes, again, making troubles. Don't be like her and vote on the 4th. And, again, if you're in the VA, vote not on the 5th but on the 4th. And, if you're homeless in OH, you can vote, too. And, if you're in Flo-Rida, you'll have more time to vote (which, apparently, screws Johnny over and helps Barack a lot).

(Gracias to The District for turning me onto the video. High-larity.)